I present my review of Totteridge Tennis Club in the form of a poem I have written about it:
At the Club
At Totteridge Tennis Club it's my desire
To play awesome tennis that will inspire,
But in reality all I can aspire
Is to lose gracefully whilst I perspire.
My backhand’s derisory
My winners-count miserly
And multiple shots fly into the trees
Yet I’m undismayed by my inexpertise
As although my shot-making's not something to treasure,
Friendly fellow-players make each game a great pleasu...