Cumberland Lawn Tennis and Squash Club

Posh club, nice facilities but not very inclusive. Ridiculous, out of touch and discriminatory policy regarding membership/joining fees which is arbitrarily based on age. A 29 y/o Software Engineer earning £100k+ pays £750 in their first year for tennis, yet a 30 y/o NHS worker earning £30k for example would have to pay almost £1700 in their first year. Elitism and unfairness at its worst.

Good for tennis. Clay grass and hard court . Very elitist and useful for networking, also serve decent food. Limited black people/ diversity,prep mentally if relevant

Amazing place, had a super friendly introduction and show round, it has so many courts, squash and little gym, terrace upstairs, little bar area inside too... hope to be able to become member soon, Anastasia

Good variety of courts. Clubhouse has good menu and sky TV. However not so welcoming as clubs go. After having been a member for many years and my son attending group classes. He was asked to leave the class by the very impatient and unreasonable head coach who had only been there himself for 2 years.

Listen I'm not here to talk about the facilities - I'm just not so don't think this is a review about tennis. It's a review about the food. Ya boy got scrambled egg and salmon - a relaxing start to a beautiful, crisp, sunny winter's morn; and I swear down no lie no baloney it came out as a single egg scrambled and some salmon next to it. Charged me 75p after for a slice of toast. That's like ordering a cheeseburger and not getting a bun. Bit mental if you ask me. Bit mental.